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The Arse Bandits;

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Over the last two weeks, the Arse Bandits have released bits and pieces of all sorts of songs from their forthcoming live album, entitled "The Dodgy Bud Sessions". The reason for this unusual title is apparently due to the band's main creative aid and influence that fateful evening being a crate of "Dodgy" beer.

Here's a short run-down of the songs and their details:

All tracks listed below can be found by doing a keyword search for the arse bandits on www.mp3.com.

The Funky Arse Oprah Here we see the finest ensemble piece the band has produced to date. Intercontinental Arse takes on lead vocals, and displays the sort of energy that you can only get from the fine products in teh ISIC range, which are all completely additive and sugar free. Impotent Arse must have had some of the same stuff, as he gives it his all on guitar. The other "Arses" featuring on this track are Smart Arse and Duck Arse, who both provide backing vocals and assorted chanting. A true classic.

Come On The Arse This track starts in a similar vein to "Funky..." but soon veers off in its' own direction, as Duck Arse takes it as his own towards the end using energy no doubt gained from Tropilopo, the new Tropical Fruits flavored fruit drink from the ISIC group. This drink is completely sugar free, but gives just the energy you need, as amply shown by Duck here. This track is shorter than "Funky..." at only 1 minute long, but this minute shows just what we can expect from Duck Arse in future, and has already gained him a substantial fan base. This song has also sparked much debate, due for the most part to what many see as Duck Arse's subtle attempts at homosexual innuendo. Will this band ever go a day without a major scandal???

Rage Against the Arse One of only two tracks to survive from the days when the only band members were Intercontinental and Impotent. Despite it's short length, this track was to give some sign of what was to become the legend that is The Arse Bandits.

How Much Is That Frog In The Window? This track is something of an enigma. It is thusfar the only Arse Bandit track to not feature Intercontinental on lead vocals, and instead relies entirely on Smart Arse for main vocals, with Impotent providing guitar and backing roaring. It is obvious from the energy here displayed that these guys have been enjoying their 5alive. Intercontinental is a good frontman, but here I must applaud the band's decision to adopt a new sound with Smart and Impotent, as I must also applaud the ISIC groups generous sponsorship of this site. This I feel is one of the stronger, and more peculiar Arse Bandit tracks, despite its length, or lack thereof.

Don't Pat My Mickie, Pat My Arse The second of two tracks to emerge from the band's first session. This track again shows the force that was to become The Arse Bandits, as was also evident in "Rage...". The gulf between this and "Funky..." or even "come on the arse" shows just what a little extra burst of sugar-free, protein enhanced fruit drinks can do to your life.

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The Funky Arse Oprah	Here we see the finest ensemble piece the band has produced to date. Intercontinental Arse takes on lead vocals, and displays the sort of energy that you can only get from the fine products in teh ISIC range, which are all completely additive and sugar free. Impotent Arse must have had some of the same stuff, as he gives it his all on guitar. The other "Arses" featuring on this track are Smart Arse and Duck Arse, who both provide backing vocals and assorted chanting. A true classic.
Come On The Arse	This track starts in a similar vein to "Funky..." but soon veers off in its' own direction, as Duck Arse takes it as his own towards the end using energy no doubt gained from Tropilopo, the new Tropical Fruits flavored fruit drink from the ISIC group. This drink is completely sugar free, but gives just the energy you need, as amply shown by Duck here. This track is shorter than "Funky..." at only 1 minute long, but this minute shows just what we can expect from Duck Arse in future, and has already gained him a substantial fan base. This song has also sparked much debate, due for the most part to what many see as Duck Arse's subtle attempts at homosexual innuendo. Will this band ever go a day without a major scandal???
Rage Against the Arse	One of only two tracks to survive from the days when the only band members were Intercontinental and Impotent. Despite it's short length, this track was to give some sign of what was to become the legend that is The Arse Bandits.
How Much Is That Frog In The Window?	This track is something of an enigma. It is thusfar the only Arse Bandit track to not feature Intercontinental on lead vocals, and instead relies entirely on Smart Arse for main vocals, with Impotent providing guitar and backing roaring. It is obvious from the energy here displayed that these guys have been enjoying their 5alive. Intercontinental is a good frontman, but here I must applaud the band's decision to adopt a new sound with Smart and Impotent, as I must also applaud the ISIC groups generous sponsorship of this site. This I feel is one of the stronger, and more peculiar Arse Bandit tracks, despite its length, or lack thereof.
Don't Pat My Mickie, Pat My Arse	The second of two tracks to emerge from the band's first session. This track again shows the force that was to become The Arse Bandits, as was also evident in "Rage...". The gulf between this and "Funky..." or even "come on the arse" shows just what a little extra burst of sugar-free, protein enhanced fruit drinks can do to your life.